The Bachchan franchise

Background Story...
Long long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away India witnessed an actor Amitabh Bachchan who then became "The Angry Young Man," and is now called "The Big B." I must confess as a child I was a big fan of the B, watched Do aur do paanch to my hearts content.

Big B married that Jaya woman made two babies one of which we have grown to know as Little B aka Abhishek. Little B marries this chick with the plastic face aka Aishwariya also a former Miss World winner.

Chick with the plastic face no emotions has got this thing happening for her she was dating this guy Nature Boy aka Salman, who goes through a string of flops in Bollywood while with her, plastic babe moves on to Vivek Oberoi on whom she has the same effect.

First Family Gathering
Little B stars in a movie called Bunty aur Babli.... more like Bunty aur BubbleGum if you ask me, a very cutesy movie with some cheesy dialogues starring Papa B as a cop chasing Little B and BubbleGum.

Now there is a scene in this movie where Plastic Babe gets the hots for Big B and dances to this song Kajra Re. I guess that’s where Little B becomes a man and becomes Junior B since he's attracted to Plastic Babe. So in effect Love at first fatherly seduction song scene.

First Date
After the whole lovey dovey dance routine in Bunty and BubbleGum Junior B as we now know him follows Plastic Babe to a movie set called Dhoom 2. An action flick where Plastic Babe falls in love with another man and gives mouth to mouth to.

I think this is where Junior B decides that she's an easy chick and best is to get her while she’s stupid and marries her.

The Bachchan Franchise
Post marriage we are looking at this massive Bhagban type family with Big B and JB (Jaya Bachchan actual wife of Big B), heads of the family, Junior B and Plastic Babe. I guess this is where Big B goes for world domination and thinks he controls the Indian film industry.

I am not interested in what happens in the Bachchan family, but I do have a certain script in mind a pot purri of Cheeni Kum and some psycho film. A Note to all reading any further please watch this horrid film called Cheeni Kum. Ok fine if you haven't watched the movie uhmmmmm imagine Lolita but with an Older Woman and a REALLY REALLY OLD MAN. So here's the scene Big B falls in love with Plastic Babe because of his unhappy marriage with JB, but Junior B secretly admires Plastic Babe from a distance.. cause according to Indian film myths we have shy hero's who have this thing against approaching women and the Older Men are so called Tharki's aka nymphomaniacs.

Anywho's along with my story now, Big B madly in love with Plastic Babe and first to find out is JB and judging by how bored she looked in any of her previous films she kills herself in Junior B's house so that the love of her life Big B is not blamed for this vengeful incident, and Big B not being interested in her is not bothered about her absence from the first 10 minutes of the movie on.

Junior B on the other hand is a pervert going through excessive masturbation cycles in bed watching PB being the babe she is and her flirting efforts with the Big B. He decides to kill Big B.

Add a couple of song and dance routines a small police case and The grand finale..... Junior B kills Big B for revenge while the police discover JB's body at Junior B's home so with Big B and JB out of the picture and Junior B going in for life imprisonment Plastic Babe is free to roam the world and spoil someone else's life.

I always knew there was a reason why she married a tree :). Please note: - this is an idea for a script and can only star the actors named above that’s when the irony of it all makes sense.