Where does men and women are 'equal" go wrong

Once upon a time a long-long time ago, there used to be these bunch of people who felt that men are superior to women. "Why pray tell would men be superior to women?" is what a modern feminist says. Well rumour has it back in the day men claimed since they did so much more to bring home the bacon and put food on the table, a shelter over their heads and some candle sticks for electricity (please refer to the statement - a long-long time ago) men were therefore superior.

Fast-forward this is where I think a bunch of lesbians who had a problem with this inequality that existed created a revolution and decided women henceforth have to be equal to men and therefore had laws created 4 seats for women on parliament, women can work in companies or sue the damn companies for not hiring women, pregnancy benefits etc.

Great, maybe back then we needed women to feel special. I believe all those men who made these rules were given some royal kind of treatment; If you know what I mean ;). Well if we had to picture it in some way we could perhaps look at afterhours at the playboy mansion. So I guess Heffner is one of those people who has helped women greatly and now has all his whims and fancies being given back to him. From Heffner what we can understand is that he has helped woman-kind by making them into sexual objects than can control us men-folk and who in turn are controlled by this man we know as Heff.

So now it is clear that this movement was definitely supported by the Playboy Mansion, perhaps other folks picked up on the idea later, but I am definitely putting my money on Playboy.

Now when was the last time any of us went on a date? If it was recent I am sure you will understand this one very well. If you go out with a woman, since i dont' understand gay relationships very well, I will not be commenting on it. On a typical date one would see a happy flirty couple where the man walks forward opens the door, pulls the chair, seats the chick, feeds the chick, pays the bill and gets what; a peck on the cheek. Girls think sweet, romantic, ideal, perfect; how does the boy feel - CHEATED.

Do you know why?? go back to the caveman era, where you have men and women walking around with bones. Man takes bone whack womans head - Gets what he wants. Now the whole wine and dine experience - sheesh. Lemme tell you this - I love good food with good company, but if the woman is equal she can pull her own chair, open her own god damn door and feed her fucking self. That is equality!!!

How I wish for the CaveMan Era. :(

(In the loving memory of the Flinstones - Fred, Barney, Wilma, Bam Bam, Dino)