A Community Service Message for Vampires

Well ever since Bram Strokers Dracula, I have been facinated by the thought of Vampires. Vampires are these bunch of creatures that in the movies have always been facinating cause of their amazing sex drive, thurst for beauty and an appealing sense of Eastern European charm. I've watched a couple of movies about Vampires from Interview with a Vampire to Blade.

When Wikied, a vampire is defined as, "Vampires are mythological or folkloric creatures, typically held to be the re-animated corpses of human beings and said to subsist on human and/or animal blood. They are also the frequent subject of cinema and fiction, albeit fictional vampires have acquired a set of traits distinct from those of folkloric vampires. In folklore, the term usually refers to the blood-sucking undead of Eastern European legends, but it is often extended to cover similar legendary creatures in other regions and cultures. Vampire characteristics vary widely between different traditions. Some cultures have stories of non-human vampires, such as animals like bats, dogs or spiders."

Funny how they don't mention the sex part. I mean every Vampire movie that I have watched has been a semi-erotic film a bad one definitely, but are vampires looking for sex, new and unexplored ways to have sex and converting people. Judging by whatever television knowledge I have gained over the past few years I have learnt that AIDS is a very scary disease and something people should be wary off.

One of my prime concerns for vampire folk if they are out there is to be careful of AIDS too, which can spread via unprotected sex or blood transfusion activities. Since, one of the most common things they do is drugs and sex. I believe these vampire people should be worriedthey can get AIDS after all.

Shouldn't they be worried, I mean what if a Vampire got AIDS, would he be looked down on by the so called elder Vampires. I can imagine Daddy Vampire going, I told you to be careful this is not good for you, you've spoilt our name in the community. Bad Baby Vampire Bad Bad!!!

So, since my concern for the vampire community is so heartfelt I believe if anyone wants to become a vampire please take u'r creator to the nearest hospital have him AIDS tested and if things go smoothly then get bitten.

This was a community service message from Dorkster2000@BlogSpot.