Basic Instinct 2: Old Hag plays Erotic Novelist again.... BLAH!!!

Last night I watched Basic Instinct 2: Shit Happens. I watched the movie expecting it to be an erotic thriller, similar to Basic Instinct (BI).

Opening scene: Stone driving and getting fingered. Not bad gives us poor desperate souls some reasonably kinky ideas. That's when shit hits the ceiling... She's not in San Francisco anymore. The place where any kind of sexuality roams free. Fine Fine.. So She's in jolly ol' England.

What are we doing here, writing another book. Woman you need to get laid, not write another book. So okay, this time She's on trial, gets a psych.. and this time its his happiness thats getting screwed. Alrighty then.

Overall, similar premise, just lousier actors and wrinkly Stone acting all cool. That I can't live with. Its like finding out your grandmother has a secret sexual life that is so cool. Perhaps at her age the movie did justify the lack of sexual activity compared to the first, but definitely not to the masses that admire the first movie as one of the most creative erotic thrillers in the list.

Stone might win another Razzie, after her amazing performance in CatWoman, as the evil make-up lady with the concrete face. This was just bad, and grand motherly disappointing.